Posted 04-11-2002 at 23:24:50
[Reply] [No Email]
The After Life
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the
first to go and true to his word he made contact.
"Mary... Mary.... "
"Is that you Fred?"
"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have s*x, I have breakfast, I have s*x, I bathe in the sun, then I have s*x-twice, I have lunch, then s*x pretty much all afternoon-supper-then s*x till
late at night, sleep then start all over again."
"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"He11 no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."