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Old Geezer
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Dave Smith    Posted 08-21-2004 at 13:46:27       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Old Geezer

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant to resume their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table. And of course, she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about twenty minutes. To add to the aggravation, they had to travel several more miles down the road before they could find a place to turn around on the interstate in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed, complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became and just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.

And as the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her ........ "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat."

donna in w.v    Posted 08-21-2004 at 15:25:23       [Reply]  [Send Email]
sounds like my dad when he was alive.he'd get lost and when he went by a coffee shop or ice cream store he'd say to mom "aren't you thirsty,that's why i came this way"

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