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Turpentine
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Dave Smith    Posted 08-21-2004 at 13:48:53       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Turpentine
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all
the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's but and he'll pass
a Harley Davidson


donna in w.v    Posted 08-21-2004 at 15:22:03       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I do wish you'd post a warning when you post these things. At least once a week somebody has me spitteing ice tea or coffee on my monitor. Please post a warning [just kidding]


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