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Not Taking Sides, just thought this was funny too!
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DD    Posted 08-22-2004 at 20:42:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul
> > > >arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the
> > > >entrance.
> > > >
> > > >"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle
> > > >in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official
> > > >around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with
> > > >you."
> > > >
> > > >"No problem, just let me in," says the guy.
> > > >"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do
is
> > have
> > > >you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose
>where
>to
> > > >spend eternity."
> > > >
> > > >"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the
>senator.
> > > >
> > > >"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts
>him
> > to
> > > >the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open
and
>he
> > > >finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance
>is
>a
> > > >club and standing in front of it are all his friends and other
> > politicians
> > > >who had worked with him, everyone is very happy and in evening
>attire.
> > They
> > > >run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they
>had
> > > >while getting rich at the expense of the
> > > >people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster
>and
> > > >caviar. Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly
guy
>who
> > > >has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They
> > > >are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time
to
>go.
> > > >Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator rises.
The
> > > >elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven
> > > >where St. Peter is waiting for him.
> > > >
> > > >"Now it's time to visit Heaven."
> > > >
> > > >So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of
contented
> > souls
> > > >moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have
a
> > good
> > > >time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.
>Peter
> > > >returns.
> > > >
> > > >"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now
>choose
> > > >your eternity."
> > > >
> > > >He reflects for a minute, then the senator answers, "Well, I would
>never
> > > >have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I
would
>be
> > > >better off in Hell."
> > > >
> > > >So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down
>to
> > > >Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of
a
> > > >barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his
friends,
> > > >dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.
>The
> > > >Devil comes over to him and lays his arm on his neck.
> > > >
> > > >"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here
and
> > there
> > > >was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced
>and
> > had
> > > >a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland full of garbage and
my
> > > >friends look miserable.
> > > >
> > > >The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
> > campaigning...
> > > >
> > > >Today you voted for us!"
> > > >
> > > >VOTE WISELY THIS COMING ELECTION!!
> > > >


Vic in Kenefick    Posted 08-22-2004 at 22:09:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
Redefeat bu$h


SURE IS HARD TO STAY NEUT    Posted 08-22-2004 at 21:52:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good one DD,,


Alex


DD    Posted 08-22-2004 at 21:54:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
That's why I liked that one Alex. It didn't say which side was which : )


Clod    Posted 08-23-2004 at 05:13:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Not taking sides either


DD    Posted 08-23-2004 at 09:33:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL! Thanks for the giggle Clod : )


Lee...granny brat    Posted 08-23-2004 at 05:57:32       [Reply]  [Send Email]
HA HA HA....I call it the lesser of two evils


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