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~Lenore    Posted 08-24-2004 at 15:52:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
The picture below was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying over Cross Lake! That has to be a HUGE gator to have a whole deer in its mouth! What do you think? Are you ready to go skiing on Cross Lake?! If you ski at the west end of the lake -- try not to fall.

(For those of you who are not familiar with it, Cross Lake is in Shreveport, La. 30-40 miles from Marshall)

If you shoot the gator do you have to use one of your deer tags on the deer?

bill b va    Posted 08-24-2004 at 17:02:18       [Reply]  [No Email]

sure glad i didn't get 2 for one when i got married .few more months and it will be 50 years .

Clod    Posted 08-24-2004 at 16:25:23       [Reply]  [No Email]

There is a guy who would wrestle that deer away from the gator.Remember,, No hunting!

Burrhead    Posted 08-24-2004 at 16:41:49       [Reply]  [No Email]

Clod hat gator is near enough to the gulf I'll send Super George

Doc    Posted 08-24-2004 at 19:50:14       [Reply]  [No Email]

Forget the past, let's concentrate on the present.

Dennis/AR    Posted 08-24-2004 at 20:01:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Without question, we need to disarm Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal, murderous dictator, leading an oppressive regime ... He presents a particularly grievous threat because he is so consistently prone to miscalculation ... And now he is miscalculating America's response to his continued deceit and his consistent grasp for weapons of mass destruction ... So the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real" - Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Jan. 23. 2003

Doc    Posted 08-24-2004 at 20:31:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hhhmmmmmmmm..... don't see any mention of taking over the country by going to war. Did I miss something? We have been in the process of disarming them for a number of years now. Impatience is not a virtue nor a reason to loose a thousand U.S. lives. We had all the time in the world to do the job, but hey!

Rajah from Delhi    Posted 08-24-2004 at 17:53:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
I do think so Mr. Burrhead that we must get your boat right now this very minute. Well the very minute that I do get off of that Big Greyhound bus down by your home. Then we might persue that very Crocadile untill it is safely into Mr. Clippers winter freezer.

Burrhead    Posted 08-24-2004 at 17:59:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
That aint no kidding Rajah. Hpw the heck has it been going my friend??

Rajah form Delhi    Posted 08-24-2004 at 18:08:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well you know Mr Burrhead, I did myself travel to the west on my very own Cybercycle. It was very nice traveling down the hills but very difficult to peddel up the other side once again. I did just now make it back to my home here and my legs are most tired.

Burrhead    Posted 08-24-2004 at 18:19:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well if ye git close to my area dont wear a turban and whatever you do watch out for Clod.

He's been sitting in the toolshed watching Rush Limbo and got hypnotized by them George Bush spybot shows and can't tell the difference between a Hindu or a Zulu. He might shoot you in the back.

Bring a suit case of money with you and we'll put a 7-11 right next door to him and cook garlic 24/7.

Clod    Posted 08-24-2004 at 18:33:30       [Reply]  [No Email]

Burrhead can meet you at the freeway ,You wont have to lok for his house.

donna in w.v    Posted 08-24-2004 at 20:31:58       [Reply]  [Send Email]
HEY! I resemble that remark.

Rajah from Delhi    Posted 08-24-2004 at 18:42:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
Greetings Mr. Clod, that is a most unusual home that Mr. Burrhead does reside in. Most of the other people that I have seen in the Down South have the large lorrie parked beside of the home not under it as Mr. Burrhead does do. I do like the warm climate of the Down South, perhaps I may sell my delivery business and purchace a 7 11 and currie emporium down there.

Burrhead    Posted 08-24-2004 at 19:00:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
I got it used but it's just like new Rajah.

We can go to the river or hoss races and still have somewhere to stay without all them high dollar Ramadan Inns.

Clod    Posted 08-24-2004 at 18:58:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yes. You could feed the impoverish liberals here.

Clod    Posted 08-24-2004 at 16:46:40       [Reply]  [No Email]

Does these heroes wear their medals on their fatigues?WOW!!

~Lenore    Posted 08-24-2004 at 17:07:37       [Reply]  [No Email]

Has anyone else noticed how he looked a lot like Jay Leno?
... in profile at least.

Burrhead    Posted 08-24-2004 at 17:32:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
~Lenore you forgot to say this pic of the Laura Bush look alike was a lie.

Burrhead    Posted 08-24-2004 at 17:16:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
I never figgered out what Laura Bush was doing in a picture with Leno anyway.

~Lenore    Posted 08-24-2004 at 18:38:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
I have no clue what you are talking about.
I just noticed that Kerry looked a lot like Leno when he was young.

Rajah from Delhi    Posted 08-24-2004 at 18:46:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
You know Mrs. Lenore that I do think he does look very much like the mechanic on the Mayberry program that we did see upon the telly back home I must say.

Burrhead    Posted 08-24-2004 at 19:04:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
That's ole kuzin Goober he looks like Rajah.

~Lenore on the bottom of your Leno pix it says that was taken blah-blah-blah like all the other other email send arounds.

The oooh sooo sweet and precious high ferlooting heart warming lies that get passed off as eyewitness moral reports.

Burrhead    Posted 08-24-2004 at 17:03:37       [Reply]  [No Email]


Clod    Posted 08-24-2004 at 17:07:01       [Reply]  [No Email]

Oh,,How many cam bearings does that Perkins engine have?

Burrhead    Posted 08-24-2004 at 17:14:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
How many bearings does yer Perkins condensor have Pal.

Clod    Posted 08-24-2004 at 17:49:29       [Reply]  [No Email]

Oh,,Here's a Rhodes dropout.Lets ask him.

Burrhead    Posted 08-24-2004 at 18:11:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
I see now why yer a Bushovic ratwinger.

Clod    Posted 08-24-2004 at 18:20:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Look up there and think.Liberals say Bush is not educated?? Dan Quayle could not spell potatoe?

Maggie/TX    Posted 08-24-2004 at 20:43:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
08-24-2004 18:20:03

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Look up there and think.Liberals say Bush is not educated?? Dan Quayle could not spell potatoe?

Darlin, the correct spelling for a singular vegetable of that type is POTATO. Plural is Potatoes.

AL    Posted 08-24-2004 at 18:56:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
but i invented the internet.

Clod    Posted 08-24-2004 at 19:02:55       [Reply]  [No Email]

Sure you invented the internet Al.

Bob/Ont    Posted 08-24-2004 at 19:23:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey Comon Clod, give him a break, after all he gave us this internet so we can have these long and meaningfull discussions about timing a tractor engine's camshaft Eh.
Later Bob

Burrhead    Posted 08-24-2004 at 19:07:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Clod instead of reading them goochy goochy emails you get bombed with you really should read a little historical fact about Clinton.

You been sitting in the tool shed shakin hands with Shorty til you have fried out on us.

Clod reader    Posted 08-24-2004 at 19:17:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
The 'Clinton Era' in Quotes
by John Hawkins
Don't you miss the Clintons? Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Whitewater, impeachment hearings, perjury, cash for pardons, trashing the White House, Vince Foster's suicide, raising taxes, "loathing" the military, Waco, Elian Gonzalez, Janet Reno, Jocelyn Elders, renting out the Lincoln bedroom, travelgate, Paula Jones, etc, etc, etc.

Well you can relive those days with "The 'Clinton Era' in Quotes"...Enjoy


"I think the country could be spared a lot of agony and the government could worry about inflation and a lot of other problems if [Nixon would] go on and resign. [There is] no question that an admission of making false statements to government officials and interfering with the FBI and the CIA is an impeachable offense." -- Bill Clinton on Richard Nixon in 1974

"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of...older men who prey on underage women... There are consequences to decisions way or the other, people always wind up being held accountable" -- Bill Clinton on teen pregnancy in 1996

"I ask that all Americans demonstrate in their personal and public lives...the high ethical standards that are essential to good character and to the continued success of our Nation -- Bill Clinton in 1997 during National Character Counts Week.

"The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth" -- Bill Clinton in 1995

"There's just no such thing as truth when it comes to him. He just says whatever sounds good and worries about it after the election" -- Bill Clinton on George Bush during the 1992 election

"No wonder Americans hate politics when, year in and year out, they hear politicians make promises that won't come true because they don't even mean them - campaign fantasies that win elections but don't get nations moving again" -- Bill Clinton during the 1992 election

"It is wrong to raise money on the promise of guaranteeing specific kinds of access. That is wrong and we have stopped that" -- Bill Clinton, 1995


"The purpose of government is to rein in the rights of the people" -- Bill Clinton 1993 on MTV

"We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans" -- Bill Clinton in 1993 from USA Today

You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say." -- Bill Clinton in 1993, Philadeplphia

The Classics

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" -- Bill Clinton's Grand Jury Testimony

"[W]hen I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale." -- Bill Clinton

"I am writing too in the hope that my telling you this one story will help you to understand more clearly how so many fine people have come to find themselves still loving their country but loathing the military " -- Bill Clinton in a letter 1969

"I'll tell you the whole story about that budget. Probably there are people in this room still mad at me at that budget because you think I raised your taxes too much. It might surprise you to know that I think I raised them too much, too" -- Bill Clinton 1995


Burrhead    Posted 08-24-2004 at 19:23:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oh yeah I nearly forgot if it says it on the internet it must be right. ROFLMAO I thought you was serious Clod my mistake Pal.

Clod    Posted 08-24-2004 at 19:40:28       [Reply]  [No Email]


Bob/Ont    Posted 08-24-2004 at 19:29:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Clod's right Burr, their out to get us, all of us. Al just invented the internet to catch us all together. The internet is just a big Redneck Net, works like a Fish Net but out of water.
Later Bob

Doc    Posted 08-24-2004 at 19:42:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
Can I get in this intellectual conversation too?

Bob/Ont    Posted 08-24-2004 at 19:47:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sure, what do you know about timing gears and camshafts. That's what we are talking about you know.
Later Bob

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