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Fern(Mi)    Posted 08-30-2004 at 14:27:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
Four of us farmers were seated at the coffee counter at our local choke and chuck At the table next to us sat a young girl.
My first neighbor had said, "I think it's WOOMB."
My second neighbor from across the street replied, "No, it must be WOOOOMBH."
The third my SIL said, "You both have it wrong -- it's WOOM."
The fourth, myself stated, "No, I remember something’ about it from some years ago, it had to be a WOOMMMMBBB."
At this, the young lady could stand it no longer. She got up, walked over into our midst and said, "Look, you hayseeds, it's WOMB. That's it, that's all there is to it." Then she left.
Eventually, I broke the silence by saying, "Well, I don't know. A slip of a girl like that, I don't see how she could know. I'll bet she's never even heard an elephant fart!!! Let alone seen that Burt Reynolds Charlotte at the fair a few years back.”

George in TX    Posted 08-30-2004 at 15:32:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
You raisin elephants now are ye Fern? Ya better wear yer rubber boots if that elephant decides to ... ONM!

Poor Fern....    Posted 08-30-2004 at 15:52:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
He can't milk a cow widdout nailing her tail to a barn rafter and hog-tying all 4 of her feets....might as well take ta raisin elephants.....course he's gonna need a bigger manure pit fer sure....and a step ladder....:^)

Clipper :^)

EngineerJoyce    Posted 08-30-2004 at 14:35:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
'twinx you and George I'm gonna split my sides laughing!

Grove r    Posted 08-30-2004 at 15:05:19       [Reply]  [No Email] the observing mind, there was no doubt what you fellows were talking about...never pays to jump to a conclusion....I suppose in her mind, you may have been talking about a very small elephant......or at least one in short stride, or standing, butted against a tree, or perhaps...oh.....never mind....have a gooder, R.E.L.

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