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Horse back riding
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Anvil    Posted 08-31-2004 at 19:08:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady & rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try & throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup & she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again & again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when........

the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
Hammerin on Anvil

Bob/Ont    Posted 08-31-2004 at 19:18:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
Anvil, I think she was shopping in our Walmart last winter. After a big snow storm she left about thirty of their nice blue shopping carts sticking out of the big snow pile every which way.
Later Bob

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