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Homeland Security
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Clipper    Posted 09-10-2004 at 14:40:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Billy Bob and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Billy Bob!
This here is Joe Bob, Did the FBI come?"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Happy Birthday, buddy"..... :^)

mojo    Posted 09-10-2004 at 14:56:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
I thought that was a convict and his wife with the money hidden in the garden spot...LOL!

New-Gen    Posted 09-10-2004 at 14:42:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
"And you might be a redneck if......"

George in TX    Posted 09-10-2004 at 16:32:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
"And you might be a redneck if......"
You use the FBI to chop your firewood ... LMAO

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