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bill b va    Posted 09-10-2004 at 15:17:59       [Reply]  [No Email]


Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
  Luther,  "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation.
  Only this year  I'm gonna  do it a little different.
  The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three
  years ago  you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene
  got pregnant.
  Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene
  got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if
  Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
  Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
  different?
  Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
 


Patria    Posted 09-10-2004 at 20:01:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
I bet the kids all got Luther's eyes...


KatG    Posted 09-10-2004 at 18:05:53       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Sitting here fretting aout a Jersey bull...weevils in milk replacer and a sick cat...but that joke got a laugh from me...thanks I needed that...KAtG


donna in w.v    Posted 09-10-2004 at 17:11:01       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Very Funny. Not nice but funny.


tp    Posted 09-10-2004 at 17:24:50       [Reply]  [Send Email]
hey Donna ..
please don't be offended ..
they might not post more ..
tim


donna in w.v    Posted 09-10-2004 at 17:56:01       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I'm not offended. Honest I'm not.


donna wv    Posted 09-10-2004 at 17:54:22       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I'm not offened at all . Honest ,I'm not.


tp    Posted 09-10-2004 at 18:06:09       [Reply]  [Send Email]
i believe you ...
just trying to needle you a little bit ..
keep grinning...
Tim


egh    Posted 09-10-2004 at 15:24:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
thats a hoot! thanks for the grin! egh


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