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bill b va    Posted 09-12-2004 at 06:21:47       [Reply]  [No Email]

 
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me. "Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my teeth!"



tp    Posted 09-12-2004 at 06:55:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
hot danged it Bill !!!that's a good one ...
probably hit home with a lot of folks out there ..


KatG    Posted 09-12-2004 at 13:37:36       [Reply]  [Send Email]
That's a good one Bill..lol..Hubby can't bite anymore either..his teeth are by the sink...But he is still the best looking guy around.....lol KAtG


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