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SENIOR WEDDING
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Dave Smith    Posted 09-13-2004 at 16:11:49       [Reply]  [Send Email]
>
>George, age 92, and Edith, age 89 are all excited about their decision to
>get married. They go for a stroll to discuss their wedding and on the way
>they pass a drugstore. George suggests they go in and address the man
>behind the counter:
>
>"Are you the owner?"
>
>The pharmacist answers, "Yes".
>
>George: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
>
>Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
>
>George: "How about support hose for circulation?"
>
>Pharmacist: "Definitely."
>
>George: "What about medicine for rheumatism, osteoporosis and arthritis?"
>
>Pharmacist: "All Kinds."
>
>George: "How about waterproof furniture pads and Depends?"
>
>Pharmacist: "Yes sir."
>
>George: "What about eye drops, sleeping pills, Geritol and Ensure?"
>
>Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
>
>George: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"
>
>Pharmacist: "All kinds and sizes. Why all these questions?"
>
>George smiles and replies to the pharmacists, "We'd like to use your store
>as our Bridal Registry."




KatG    Posted 09-13-2004 at 18:26:24       [Reply]  [Send Email]
You know if you think of it this would be a good idea ..lol...KatG


Fern(Mi)    Posted 09-13-2004 at 17:27:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
Darned if Clink and I ain't already been shopping this list for a fiftieth second honeymoon celebration! Lmao.
Fernan


egh    Posted 09-13-2004 at 16:56:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
good one dave! thanks for the grin. egh


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