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EngineerJoyce    Posted 09-17-2004 at 08:32:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
Comprehending Engineers- Lesson Nine

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

hehehehe! Engineers are not all nerds, but we are very different!

the lerker    Posted 09-17-2004 at 12:36:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
ya y ive been away but im back....................
Engineers are them guys that wear them funny hats and pull the whistle on the trains....right?

also ,to error iz human, to realy foul things up you have to be an engineer.

engineer's take something that works and make it better by making it too complicated for them that use it to figger it out.

engineer's coined the word "tweek" that didnt work so we tweeked it, then it broke.


...and some more...    Posted 09-17-2004 at 09:36:00       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Comprehending Engineers - Lesson Six

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Comprehending Engineers- Lesson Eight

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."

Texas, I got more. Ping if you want 'em!

Texas    Posted 09-17-2004 at 09:09:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
An engineer rides up to another engineer on a new mountain bike. "Where did you get the bike he asks?"
"Well I was walking through the park and this beautiful woman rides up on this bike, stands in front of me and removes all her clothes and tells me to take anything I want". The engineer replied "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldnt have fit you"

EngineerJoyce    Posted 09-17-2004 at 09:14:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
LMBO!! I just posted that one someplace else!
I love it! he he he!

TimV--and furthermore...    Posted 09-17-2004 at 12:06:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
Understanding Engineers - Take One

To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take Three

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.

Understanding Engineers - Take Four

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Plenty more where that came from--engineers don't care if no normal person understands them, so long as other engineers do!

EngineerJoyce    Posted 09-17-2004 at 14:33:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yeah, Buddy! You got that Right!

Good ones! LOL!

Are you, too, an engineer or do you just have the misfortune of being in a close relationship with one? inquiring minds want to know!

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