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Ramblings of a Retired Mind
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DD    Posted 09-17-2004 at 08:53:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ramblings of a Retired Mind -

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that it is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it'.

I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it "Pumping Rust."

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in case of an emergency.' I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do -- write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.


DD    Posted 09-17-2004 at 18:04:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nope, Sorry Fellers : ( I'll keep looking and if I find anything then I'll be sure to share it with ya : )


tp    Posted 09-17-2004 at 11:05:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
what ye got for just a tired mind DD ?


JET9n    Posted 09-17-2004 at 10:05:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
Your mind's not retired, that's called Alzheimers.

Got this e-mailed a few days ago.

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Anvil    Posted 09-17-2004 at 09:35:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hi DD:
Got anything for a retarding mind?
An inquiring mind wants to know!
Hammerin on Anvil


Grove r    Posted 09-17-2004 at 10:47:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Excellent repore, Double D, your satire is a most welcome tribute to the onset of aging.... may the applauding be long and loud, with a standing ovation as a finalle.

Anvil!...I, too, find the mind a most tranquil spot, for when I am left alone to wait for the doctor, in his cubicle, I am truly alone..... no thoughts, no plans, no "one on one", converversing with ones self...for there is, truly, nothing else there.....just an empty spot of......nothing.....have a gooder, R.E.L.


geo. h    Posted 09-17-2004 at 09:32:41       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Kinda reminds me of my self. geo.h


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