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The Lone Ranger and Tonto
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DD    Posted 09-17-2004 at 17:05:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute, then replys, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabe?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb-@ss, it means someone has stolen our tent."

donna in w.v    Posted 09-17-2004 at 17:12:10       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Cute. Kinda reminds me of the little boy says"daddy,where did I come from" so the dad goes thru the whole biology of reproduction and then the little boy says "that's nice dad but Tommy came from Boston so where did I come from."

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