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A Rosy Future
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Ron/PA    Posted 09-24-2004 at 10:01:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry"

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir!"


Alias    Posted 09-24-2004 at 21:03:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ron, didja hear about the guy who put up a sign in front of his house advertizing Democrat Puppies for sale for $25.00?

About a week later he scratched out Democrat and replaced it with republican and raised the price to $50.

A neighbor asked what happened to the democrat pups and the man said, "They opened their eyes".



DD    Posted 09-25-2004 at 04:29:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL! That was a good one Alias : )


~Lenore    Posted 09-24-2004 at 10:39:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
Haha!
Same old guy, who four years ago kept going up to that marine asking to speak to Al Gore, I bet.
;-)


DD    Posted 09-24-2004 at 10:07:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL!


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