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An 80 year Old Man goes....
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TO35    Posted 09-30-2004 at 15:53:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
to the Doctor for a check up and physical, after a few test the Doc is amazed at how great a shape the Old feller is, He ask the feller to what do you attribute your fantastic health? The Old Man says well guess it might be that I go turkey hunting alot. Turkey hunting says the doc hows that? Well guees it might be all that walking up and down those hills and through those knolls, through those swamps and creeks. He says Doc just last week me and my father went hunting. Doc says "your father" geeze how old is he? 100 the old feller replies, thats remarkable doc says. Old feller says nahh grand pa's got us both beat hes 118 years old, well kinda he had to quit going hunting with us just a month ago. Just a month ago? the doc says....why?
Well he got married says the old feller....Docs says why in the world would a feller 118 years old want to get married.....Old feller replies" Who said he wanted to"

I had Mr Fern in mind..    Posted 09-30-2004 at 17:23:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
When I posted this funny.....I just hope when I'm Ferns age I can have his zest for a lady......
you da man Mr. Fern..
I bow to the king....

ps. Mr Fern...would you please share some more pointers.....

still in training..

George in TX    Posted 09-30-2004 at 15:59:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
Grandpa kinda' reminds me of Fern. You know, like a Timex, takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.

Kinda????    Posted 09-30-2004 at 16:19:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Heck that IS Fern......:^)

Fern(Mi)    Posted 09-30-2004 at 16:44:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
Not one to brag........ I can wish!!!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, my fans..... err critics. (big grin)

GO FERN!!!!!!!!!!    Posted 09-30-2004 at 17:15:40       [Reply]  [No Email]

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