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Telemarketer
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Doc    Posted 10-09-2004 at 18:09:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
A telemarketer called a home one day, and a small voice whispered, "Hello?"
"Hello! What's your name?"
Still whispering, the voice said, "Jimmy."
"How old are you, Jimmy?"
"I'm four."
"Good, Is your mother home?"
"Yes, but she's busy."
"Okay, is your father home?"
"He's busy too."
"I see, who else is there?"
"The police."
"The police? May I speak with one of them?"
"They're busy."
"Any other grown-ups there?"
"The firemen."
"May I speak with a fireman, please?"
"They're all busy."
"Jimmy, all those people are at your house, and I can't talk with any of them? What are they all doing?"
"Looking for me," whispered Jimmy.


Salmoneye    Posted 10-09-2004 at 19:46:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
An old, but a goody...

I like the GIF too...



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