Country Living
Country Living, Country Skills
Country People - A Country Living Resource and Community
Message Board
Country Topics
Trading Post
Memory Lane
Country Skills
Country Cooking

The Kitchen

Photo Gallery
Vintage Photos
Special Collections

Country Humor
Country Sounds
Coloring Book
Interactive Story

Farm Tractors
Tractor Parts
Tractor Manuals

Classic Trucks
Antique Tractors
Modern Tractors
Site Map
Links Page
Contact Us

Country Discussion Topics
To add your comments to this topic, click on one of the 'Reply' links below.

Poor country kid update
[Return to Topics]

deadcarp    Posted 10-11-2004 at 07:10:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
in reviewing my yeserday's diddy, i did such a lousy job i thought maybe i could improve it. sing along if you must - thus:

(this time you're a lone freckled girl with knee holes in her britches and a broom for a microphone - uncle cecil backed over his guitar - thank gawd)

"my bologna has a first name,
it's C H E A P
my bologna has a second name,
it's B L O N Y
(kid looks around like a deer in the headlites)

i'd like to try the fancy stuff,
but paw insists we cost enuff,

so don't be stoopid,
save monee,
buy G E N E R I C" :)

KellyGa    Posted 10-11-2004 at 17:29:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL! That was too much! Love it, I love it.

Melanie    Posted 10-11-2004 at 12:31:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
BRAVO!!!! Too dang funny.... ;)

Or what about
"Hot dogs... store brand hot dogs... what kind of kids like store brand hot dogs?..."
etc., etc. ...... ;)

DD    Posted 10-11-2004 at 08:58:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL! : )

Ron/PA    Posted 10-11-2004 at 07:20:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
My bologna has a first name, it's venison!!

Chas in Me    Posted 10-11-2004 at 08:21:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Deer, Deer, Deer, How you carry on. LOL

[Return to Topics]

[Home] [Search]

Copyright © 1999-2013
All Rights Reserved
A Country Living Resource and Community