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Steve from TN    Posted 10-22-2004 at 15:11:42       [Reply]  [No Email]
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.


George in TX    Posted 10-22-2004 at 16:16:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
When you've got a prostrate the size of a grapefruit (benign according to the Doc) you get real good at getting that zipper pulled down in a hurry. Trust me on this one.


bruce    Posted 10-22-2004 at 19:29:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
think kilt


toolman    Posted 10-22-2004 at 16:31:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
whatya even bother with a zipper for , ya live in the country don,t ya, i only worry bout zippers when winter sets in, can get a might drafty if you know what i mean.


George in TX    Posted 10-22-2004 at 16:46:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well yeah I live in the country and I can pee off the back porch wid the best of 'em. And sometimes I'll do just that too.

But I keep the zipper up to keep up appearances fer the wimmens dontcha know. They tend to get testy when they see a fly open and all sorts of stuff hanging out. Gots to keep dem wimmens happy, well sometimes at least.

Yesterday my wife (Texas Red, cus she's red headed) wuz late coming home from work. She'd gone to get her hairdo redid. I greeted her at the door and gave her my usual greeting when this procedure is done. I hollered, ""Aaaaayyyyeeee! Eeeeekkkk!" and crossed my fingers in front of me to ward off evil spirits.

Does anyone have a skill saw handy I could borry to cut off this body cast I'm in?


toolman    Posted 10-22-2004 at 17:13:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
well george , i wouldn,t hit ya but i can sure see why your in a body cast, texas red did a number on you huh, i learned along time ago to always say YES DEAR ,LOOKS GOOD DEAR,even if i don,t like it, cause i learned the laws of survival early lol.


geo. h    Posted 10-22-2004 at 16:08:39       [Reply]  [Send Email]
All i know i take them darn water pills an you better be fast on the draw geo.h


Gerrit    Posted 10-22-2004 at 15:35:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
i still remember ( some ) faces.. So I'm gonna be OK for now, I guess LOL


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