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Kerry hunting
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MSHB    Posted 10-23-2004 at 03:43:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
So how many of you did Kerry bamboozel with his little photo op gun slingin up in ohio? Remember the NRA has given this Taxachusets libral an F when it comes to gun rights. Suprised he didn't ask for a purpel hart when he scrached himself on green briar.


willyz    Posted 10-24-2004 at 04:47:02       [Reply]  [Send Email]

>>JOB APPLICATION
>>
>>NAME: John Kerry
>>
>>RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth
>>multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement.
>>
>>In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut every
>>law enforcement, CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston to
>>remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my
>>neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>MILITARY:
>>I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get an
>>early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by
>>the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months). I then returned
>>to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted
>>returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby
>>killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or
>>something away in protest. Or did I? My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the
>>War: The New Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military. I served
>>in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>COLLEGE:
>>I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my
>>counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get
>>admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
>>
>>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>>After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there
>>ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying very rich
>>women and running their companies vicariously through them. I served in
>>Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
>>As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record,
>>exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed
>>to support our military and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus
>>gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the
>>Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I
>>voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this
>>country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I
>>served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will
>>never catch up. I make little or no charitable contributions and have
>>never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite
>>family wealth in excess of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four
>>months).
>>
>>I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places
>>like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper
>>cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending
>>all of the other jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy
>>and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might
>>spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in
>>Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>>None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras are present. I ride
>>a Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the
>>"Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht
>>the "Scaramouche".
>>
>>I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.
>>
>>I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer
>>mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and
>>blame George Bush for our energy problems. I served in Vietnam (four
>>months).
>>
>>PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
>>
>>



I guess    Posted 10-23-2004 at 14:04:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
if I had been working in one of the plants that closed and went overseas soon after my president had spoke there and said how he was going to make it better, and how my health insurance has hit the roof, and gas was $2.00 a gal, and every day there seemed no end or improvement in the war over there, it would make sense for me to want to get rid of him.
Just another viewpoint
REt


~Lenore    Posted 10-23-2004 at 13:41:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
I am sure he privately explained to his gun control base that he really does not own a gun and would never shoot a poor little ducky. Also he had to do that to try to fool those dumb gun owning nuts into voting for him.

He is as good as Clinton was at having a photographer handy everywhere he goes, that he wants known, even Vietnam. He even turns and looks full face into the camera, so there will be no mistaking it is him, I'm sure.


Cindi    Posted 10-23-2004 at 10:53:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
Mr. Ed didn't fool me. G-dubya keeps saying "check the records, check the records"...good advice. Kerry's voting history speaks for itself. I'd like to meet him one time just so I could tell him to go pizz up a rope. He really ticks me off. :z


bulldinkie    Posted 10-23-2004 at 10:43:25       [Reply]  [Send Email]
wow he even had someone carry his goose too good for that...wouldnt want to mess his classy clothes.I heard he has numerous suburbans and hummers


george    Posted 10-23-2004 at 10:18:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
A fellow died and went to heaven. As he went by St. Peters and the pearly gates he saw a wall with a lot of clocks on it. He ask St. Peters what are all these clocks for. St. Peters explained that any time some one lies their clock hands move. This one is Mother Teresa. Her clock has never moved because she never told a lie. This one belongs to Abraham Lincoln. His clock has moved twice. So I asked where is Kerrys clock at. St. Peters said, it is in my office. I am using it for a ceiling fan.


tortmort    Posted 10-23-2004 at 07:24:54       [Reply]  [Send Email]
We have so much to lose if Kerry wins. We need Ohio. How anyone could vote for a phony like him beats me. His whole life has been contrived. He will say anything or do anything to get elected. Tells the auto workers all about "my SUVs" and then brags to the tree huggers that he does not own any "bad" vehicles then explains that his family owns them not him. Gun grabbing piece of French cr...ap.


PDB    Posted 10-23-2004 at 06:00:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
Quote by elite ivy leauge educated liberal John Kerry: "Can I get me a hunting license here?" What a phony! Does he think we are a bunch of hayseed hicks or what?


Les    Posted 10-23-2004 at 06:18:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
You mean we're not????


Alias    Posted 10-23-2004 at 05:36:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
All a part of Kerry's plan. Convince people you're something your not.

My name is not-so-Fonda-Kerry alias and I approve this message........gfp


Pitch    Posted 10-23-2004 at 19:22:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
This board makes me feel right at home I think that I am the lone Democrat in a county of 34,999 Republicans. Pretty much the same ratio on this board. Actually I have moderate Republican values but that party panders to the far right so much that really have to choose the lesser of evils and be a Dem.
I heard on some radio show the other day that when GW ran for congress some years back that his opponent convincingly painted him as a Yale educated Northeastern blueblood (which he actually is) and W lost the election by a landslide. George then started a crash course in how to be the good ole boy.


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