|Dave Smith ||
Posted 10-26-2004 at 16:00:50
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But it is funny.
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE ?
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what happened a couple of months ago. I was checking out at the local Wal*Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed
it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "Divider" looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK" and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. Then I inquired as to what she was doing, She said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. "What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed in and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid"
Posted 10-26-2004 at 17:17:48
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I went into a McDonalds for a cup of coffee. As I entered, the electricity went off.
I asked the young man at the counter for the coffee and he promptly replied, I'm sorry sir I cant sell anything until the power comes on. When I asked why not, he explained that he couldn't open the cash register to put in the payment or to make change.
So, I said well here's a dollar, just keep it on the side and put it in when the power comes back on. he then said, I'm trying to tell you, I cant make change. To which, I replied, that's ok. just put the change in the Ronald McDonald jar there on the counter. Again he said, Oh, I couldn't do that sir, it's not permitted.
At that point in time I said, please call your manager out here. When the manager, a nice man of about 40 years heard my side of the story, he merely shook his head, filled a cup and handed it to me. Then he said, Sir, Keep your money, courtesy of McDonalds.......gfp