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Joel    Posted 10-28-2004 at 08:41:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Moon Disappears From Sky! Bush Is To Blame, Says Kerry

At shortly after 9 p.m. this evening, the moon slowly disintegrated from the evening sky over the Eastern seaboard, disappearing entirely sometime after 10 p.m.


Democrat presidential nominee John F. Kerry blamed Bush for the disappearance. "Earlier this evening, it was right there in the night sky." Kerry droned monotonously as he pumped a finger upward. "It vanished right under his nose -- or rather went over his head -- on his watch. Did the President notice as it was stolen away? And who is to say if it will be used against us at a later time, possibly creating tidal floods that will cover the entire Atlantic Coast."


"Under a Kerry Presidency, the Moon will not disappear! I will not let it happen! I have a plan! They have only fear!"


When asked for comment, running mate John Edwards stated that under a Kerry Administration, those suffering from lycanthropy will no longer need to fear the full moon, and vampires will rise up out of their crypts by daylight.


Alias    Posted 10-28-2004 at 10:48:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Joel, if it wasn't so close to the truth, it would be funny. Of course, Kerry hasn't much of a record to draw from so he wants everyone to think he, and he alone, is responsible for the Red sox winning the World Series.

On the other hand, the inviromentalist have blamed GWB for the onslaught of Hurricanes to hit Florida. They say he hasn't done anything for global warming. Actually, the hot air that caused a disturbance off the coast of Africa was actually generated early this year when the democrat hopefuls started campaigning. And, Kerry was the biggest blow hard of all....gfp



Ron/PA    Posted 10-28-2004 at 09:00:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well think about it, Prez Bush may have had the crew aboard the space station nudge the earth into the path of the moon to creat another scare tactic.
No doubt this was another attempt to coerce us into relying on his power to protect us.
I for one was on the fence when Bruce Springsteen spoke, but this has made up my mind.
Only a candidate with a "PLAN" could save us from this, ever happening again.
The one thing us Right wing radicals enjoy is a good full moon drunk, and this president has deprived us of that.
Ron/PA.
PAT PAULSON FOR PRESIDENT!


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