Posted 10-29-2004 at 18:07:14
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You may have seen this one but enjoy anyway.
>The "blonde" Painter
>This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
>these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she
>decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
>While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going
>to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her
>husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
>Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell
>of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
>the floor in a pool of sweat.
>He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at
>the same time.
>He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks
>what she is doing.
>She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde
>women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
>Then he asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
>replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
>(I love this)
>"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"