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Another dumb not brunett joke
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Alias    Posted 10-29-2004 at 18:07:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
You may have seen this one but enjoy anyway.

>
>The "blonde" Painter
>
>This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
>these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she
>decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
>
>While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going
>to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her
>husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
>
>Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell
>of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
>the floor in a pool of sweat.
>
>He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at
>the same time.
>
>He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks
>what she is doing.
>
>She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde
>women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
>
>Then he asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
>replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
>it said..........
>
>(I love this)
>
>
>
>
>"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"

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Tinker    Posted 10-29-2004 at 21:55:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Know any new ones? That one was already old when Lincoln was assasinated.


Grove r    Posted 10-29-2004 at 18:12:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
Alias, that is priceless......


toolman    Posted 10-29-2004 at 19:35:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
haha keep them comming alias, that,s another good one.


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