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A little Humor
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Alias    Posted 11-01-2004 at 18:28:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
to brighten your election eve.

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard.

As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to
another intersection and the light was red again.
Again, they went right through.

The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said,...............

"Oh, crap, am I driving?"

Sid    Posted 11-01-2004 at 19:16:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good one, keep them coming. Reminds me of our neighbor, an elderly man who knew of only two gears in his pickup reverse and second gear. Two throttle positions foot off or foot all the way down(some one put a block under gas pedal no telling how fast he would go if they didn't) To go forward put it in second gear and let clutch out easy, to go faster let clutch out a little more to slow down push clutch in a little. He never stopped at the only stop sign he had to go through to get to town. He said everbody in town knows I don't stop so why bother.

deadcarp    Posted 11-02-2004 at 03:33:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
frank sinatra had spent a fortune on a shiny black lear jet and he refused to paint numbers on the wings. the faa sued him and it went to court. their excuse for numbers was to uniquely identify the plane in case of emergency. sinatra's claim to unique identity was that his was the only black learjet up there with absolutely no numbers. he musta won, cuz years later when it crashed into the mountain by palm springs, it still had no numbers.

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