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Redneck Joke
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Alias    Posted 11-03-2004 at 06:54:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Here's a little something you might enjoy.

An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant near afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded"yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, my treat.

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet
thang, how's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of coke, on my bill.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening
up, and he raised up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled,
"don't touch me......I'm drawin' disability!!!!!"


~Lenore    Posted 11-03-2004 at 08:17:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oh my, I am so tempted to make a snide comment here.
I learned though that thoughts that come to you are yours only if you accept and act on them.
So I threw that smart a$$ little thought out and refrained. LOL


My thoughs too    Posted 11-03-2004 at 09:48:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
but, it was so unmistakably REDNECK, I just hadtodoit........gfp


LOL!!!    Posted 11-03-2004 at 10:12:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
I changed the word Redneck to Democrat.....that made it really funny (and believable too)!!!


Clipper :^)


steve19438    Posted 11-03-2004 at 10:57:55       [Reply]  [Send Email]
i changed REDNECk to Republican, now that is really funny!
actually that joke isn't really redneck, more like white trash. i don't know a single redneck that is on disability, welfare, etc.


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