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A Dog speaks to God
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tacon1    Posted 11-04-2004 at 11:12:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
Got this from another site:

A DOG SPEAKS TO THE LORD:

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it going to be the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are, will I have to apologize?

And, finally, my last question Dear God: When I get to Heaven, may I have my testicles back?


That's funny    Posted 11-04-2004 at 11:27:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good one.

- Peanut


toolman    Posted 11-04-2004 at 12:03:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
haha i liked that , good for a chuckle, if they wouls stop chasing cars maybe someone would name one after them or perhaps if they caught one.


hey toolman and taconl    Posted 11-04-2004 at 12:12:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
Cars chasing cars - Questions:

Does an Impala drive faster if a Jaguar is behind it?

Does a Mustang jump off the road sideways if a Viper pulls along side it?

- Peanut


toolman    Posted 11-04-2004 at 12:15:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
nothin drives faster than an impala, they are all chasing it,lol.a chevy man till the end.i dunno but i expect im about to have to do a monitor clean up here so im ready haha go ahead


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