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Jesus is Watching
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tacon1    Posted 11-04-2004 at 13:44:58       [Reply]  [No Email]

Jesus Is Watching You

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."



aw shucks,    Posted 11-04-2004 at 16:53:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
does that mean I have to put clothes on??

Chad


Willy-N    Posted 11-04-2004 at 14:15:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
That is the best one I have heard in a long time! Thanks, Mark H.


toolman    Posted 11-04-2004 at 13:53:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
haha nother good one .


Melanie    Posted 11-04-2004 at 13:51:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
ROFL!!! I love it. :)


Grove r    Posted 11-04-2004 at 15:52:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Top drawer, TL.....loved it.....R.E.L.


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