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Posted 11-05-2004 at 10:18:07
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heavy to bear? Are you often misquoted and misunderstood? Does it sometime seem that more than 50 percent of the nation disagrees with your phylosophy? If so, maybe there is something you can do to turn the situation around.
First off, you should move closer to Crawford, buy a ten gallon hat, a pair of pointed toe high heel boots, and a large bullet blocking rodeo belt buckle. Next butter up to some of those old time, honest to God, western waddies and learn how to saunter with a bow-legged swagger.
next, you want to take lessons on how to time your speech so it'll appear that you were tickled too much when you were a baby which resulted in a near stutter. Remember, it worked for Gary Cooper and it can work for you. Just practice saying Yass Ma''aum. following that, it would be most benificial to your cause if you'd learn the Texas Two Step and all the words to "Cotton Eyed Joe".
Now theree's a few other things that would serve to enhance your personality traits but I don't want to overload you in the very beginning. Just know that I'm here to provide any instructions you may need in the future. But, there is one thing you must immediately do. That is to cease and disest making any comments about how certain ethnic groups are better than some "Whites". For, you see, it directly draws attention to what you want to express and that's just not the way it's done in polite society. What you have to do is perfect the art of inferring and suggesting an idea in such a way as to get your point across and, at the same time, make the reader agree and think kindly of you.
Now, you asked for it. You got it. and I sincerely trust you do not find this response as anything less than this humble writer's intent. Which, is aimed at improving your position and to build self confidence.
Very truly yours,