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Cindi    Posted 11-06-2004 at 04:36:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
...was cute. No offense guys. I'm sure you've got some for us.

Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Hawk    Posted 11-06-2004 at 05:02:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
yep, thats a good one. lol!

Les    Posted 11-06-2004 at 04:47:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
LMAO! Good stuff.

Cindi    Posted 11-06-2004 at 04:56:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks for being good natured, Les. I'm just waiting for the flipside now. Women are like....what guys?

Les    Posted 11-06-2004 at 05:00:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
I particularly like that last one. Might even modify it to say "the best ones ARE handicapped".

Cindi    Posted 11-06-2004 at 05:03:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, I guess it all depends on how you define 'handicapped'. If that means 'not like women', then yes. But I wouldn't have them any other way. Vive la difference. (grin)

Les    Posted 11-06-2004 at 05:08:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
"Vive la difference"
Roger that!!

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