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The Meaning of life !
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TO35    Posted 11-07-2004 at 08:21:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Subject: The meaning of life....

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the
door
of
your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will
give
you
a
life span of twenty years."> The dog said, "That's too long to be
barking.
Give me ten years and
I'll
give you back the other ten."
So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain
people,
do
monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life
span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I
don't
think
so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed.
On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the
field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
and
give
milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty
years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for
sixty
years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play,
marry
and
enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What?
Only
twenty
years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow
gave
back
and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back,
that
makes
eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and
enjoy
ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support
our
family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch
and
bark
at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.


deadcarp - i uhhh    Posted 11-07-2004 at 10:30:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
i've started a personal contest of sorts; see i've discovered i'm multi-sensory - i can stare at my fingernail and listen to my beard grow at the same time (all while i'm on the can btw, fully aware of any wafting essenci - pretty snazzy huh?) far as i can tell my beard grows faster. course there's a remote chance i need better glasses. but then us old guys ............. what was the question? :)


ron,ar    Posted 11-07-2004 at 08:29:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
and explained by a man old enough to be sitting on the porch barking at everyone:^)
How you been TO? You get hitched with that GF yet?


T035    Posted 11-07-2004 at 08:51:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
No....not hitched.....yet anyways...lol...
hows deer season there?....we are 3 weeks into firearms season....so far I've harvested 2-10pts and 1-8pt all out of the same stand....they just cant seem to get enough of those iron clay peas,rye,sorgrum and corn....this year I just mixed them all together sowed and harrowed them in....seems to be working quite well....
got to go study fer awhile, I'll check back later...
*cb*
TO


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