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Cindi    Posted 11-10-2004 at 04:05:34       [Reply]  [No Email]

...would explain dreams to me. Maybe then I could figure out why I spent the entire night running in my sleep from my brother-in-law, whom I haven't seen in almost ten years, and who also appeared to be trying to kill me.

I reckon I ran all the way to Texas from Florida, because I finally got to my sister's (his wife's) house, and asked her if she could please do something about him, as I was not prepared to die and wasn't quite sure if I deserved this kind of treatment.

There was a deer head hanging on her living room wall with an electrical cord draped over it.

"Consider yourself lucky." She said. "He beats me with that everyday." She pointed at the cord.

"Well that's your dumb fault for putting up with it. If he was my husband, I would have wrapped that cord around his neck in his sleep a long time ago!"

I finally found a police station, and the door to enter was only eighteen inches tall by twelve inches wide. I stuck my head inside...

"How the heck does a person get in here?"

"There's another door but you have to have a map to find it." Buford T. Justice, said, with a mysterious grin.

"Daddy, don't tell her! Don't tell her!" Said his chubby son.

"Shutup Joon-yah! There's no way you could come from my loins!"

Thank God the alarm woke me up before I had to beat Justice, Jr. to death with that electrical cord. I venture to say that this was a result of eating chili dogs for supper and going to bed before they had a chance to settle. I'm more tired now than I was when I went to bed. (grin)

Alias    Posted 11-10-2004 at 13:32:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
I wouldn't want to part with it. But, if this dream of yours re-occurs, let me know and I'll send you my super-duper, high dollar, Cherokee, straight from the Gift Shop at the Smokie Mountains of North Carolina, Official Dream Catcher. Along with three Goose-necked gourds with dried seed to ward off evil spirits.

Or, you could quit eating those swamp grown mushrooms and take to drinking Chamomile tea with justa a tad of catnip and fennel......gfp

Patria    Posted 11-10-2004 at 10:25:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't you rest woman??!! LOL..really funny!

rhouston    Posted 11-10-2004 at 10:20:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
I coulda fit through the 18 by 12 door.(no really I can) Next time you have that dream I'll go with you and go out the other door an get you. LOL

deadcarp    Posted 11-10-2004 at 08:42:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
sounds like something jeff foxworthy would repeat, only his wife would tell him the dream, then look him straight in the eye and ask "do you think this makes me look fat?" well oh no, no way you're getting mer to commit to either question - look at the time - i'm late for an appointment way on the other side of town. good luck though. >------------> :)

Red Dave    Posted 11-10-2004 at 07:42:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
Cindi, You go ahead and dream about Buford T Justice and Jr. all you want, I'd sooner dream about Sally Field ;)

Chas in Me    Posted 11-10-2004 at 07:22:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
I think I'd pay money to have dreams that were that much fun. Must be those midnight snacks.
Chas, recovering from another boring night, up here in Maine.

EngineerJoyce    Posted 11-10-2004 at 06:24:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
And here I though my dream about having a third child - which would be the third girl - was a little off hackle!

Cindi, yours seemed pretty run-of-the-mill to me until you stuck your head into that little door! LOL!!

Texas    Posted 11-10-2004 at 04:18:33       [Reply]  [No Email]

Cindi    Posted 11-10-2004 at 04:24:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
Bizzare for ju...normal for meee. Hee hee hee.

Texas    Posted 11-10-2004 at 04:30:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oh not so jole fille...remind me sometime to tell you of my dream about Momma Cass and a one horned goat....:)

deadcarp    Posted 11-10-2004 at 08:48:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
momma cass & the 1-horned goat? wutt tell you folks drink down that way? boy that last batch you cooked up musta been a doozy alright! my dreams rarely get past ellie may & suntan lotion! :)

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