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My blonde moment
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Melanie    Posted 11-17-2004 at 11:35:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'm a blonde. But like most of my tow-headed brethren and sestren (is that a word? Heh), I'm not dumb. Usually. I had a big-time blonde moment the other day, though, to make up for all the ones I haven't had. :)
...so the other day I'm walking at lunchtime, when I notice a street sign (one of those "no left turn" arrow ones) lying in the barkdust of a business about a half block up from where it had been ripped out of the sidewalk. I look up and here's this utility truck, right by where that sign used to be. As I am walking by, I try to tell the hardhat about this sign that's down:

Me: Your sign's down.
Him: Huh?
Me: Your sign's down. Aren't you missing a sign? A "no left turns" sign?
Him: That's not my sign.
Me: Huh?
Him: ... (Odd look at the blonde hair peeking out of my cap)
Me: It's right back there in that business's sawdust.
Him: It's... (apparently gives up, as I am almost past him. I never stopped walking during this exchange)

So then I get past this guy and his co-worker, who have exchanged significant glances, and read the side of the utility truck.
QWEST, it says, in big blue letters. I look back, and the guy's jersey says it, too.
Well, he77.


deadcarp-sesturn?    Posted 11-17-2004 at 13:05:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
yup there is . actually its a cistern and is kept by the lectern for peons. they clean up nice but tend to stink. i used to have a cistern like that.


toolman    Posted 11-17-2004 at 11:58:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
hmmm ,it must be an american thing, i sense a foxworthy story here somewhere, ok i,ll ask , whats a QWEST? and i am not blonde honest.


Melanie    Posted 11-17-2004 at 11:59:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
Qwest is the phone company. :)


toolman    Posted 11-17-2004 at 12:01:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
ah, am i, could i , could it be that im having a BLONDE MONENT oh my whats next PMS, help wadda i do .lol


New-Gen    Posted 11-17-2004 at 12:14:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, PMS is better than UMS--{Ugly Mood Swings}
LOL
NG


Speaking of Mood Swings    Posted 11-17-2004 at 15:18:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dear Abby,

My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor
my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood
it leaves a big freaking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time the
ash-hole will buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,
Bit$hy in Boston


toolman    Posted 11-17-2004 at 12:18:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
yup gotta watch them thats for sure , do they have anything for it, at least the mood swings aren,t as bad as the swings that can follow .


Melanie    Posted 11-17-2004 at 12:04:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, I could airmail you some Midol....?
ROFL!!!


Peanut    Posted 11-17-2004 at 12:13:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
I heard something funny on the radio this morning. A comedian was talking about rotten jobs to have. He mentioned that he saw a 1-800 number on a bottle of Midol where you can call in and complain.

Can you imagine what a crappy job that would be listening to the complaints that come from folks who happen to have a Midol bottle in their hand? LOL


Melanie-ROFL!!!!    Posted 11-17-2004 at 12:16:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
I can only imagine. What a horrible concept!!!! Hoo...


toolman    Posted 11-17-2004 at 12:08:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
heh heh, hey if you think that could help me , why not ive tried just about everything else , all without much success i might add.lol


Melanie    Posted 11-17-2004 at 12:10:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
You know the funny thing? Midol and all those bad boys are basically just three ingredients:
*aspirin
*acetaminophen (tylenol)
*caffeine
Heh... I can do that myownself!!!!


toolman    Posted 11-17-2004 at 12:16:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
hey im already good to go then, whew, sure glad you helped me out on that one, i have enough to worry about least now i can cross off PMS, sure didn,t need that ,thanks.


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