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Doc    Posted 11-24-2004 at 19:13:41       [Reply]  [No Email]

Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much

10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.
9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.
8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.
7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.
6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.
5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"
4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.
3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.
2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.
1. You're sweatin' gravy.

Happy Thanksgiving


More Humor    Posted 11-24-2004 at 20:44:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ya'll know I am a true blue but I think this is funny, anyway! - Zenia

Bill, Hillary Clinton and John Kerry are flying on Kerry’s wife’s private jet.

Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy.”

Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.”

Kerry says, “Of course then, I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, ” Such bigshots back there … I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy.”


more humor    Posted 11-24-2004 at 20:52:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Supposedly heard at church....Preacher is preaching rather loudly on the greatness of God, His wisdom, His grace, his Mighty Power over all creation. At the end of his wonderful sermon he says in a loud voice..."if not for God we would be but dust"
In the silence that followed a little girl is heard asking "Mommy, what is butt-dust"?


Fawteen    Posted 11-25-2004 at 05:18:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Is that what ya get after eating too much popcorn?


ron,ar    Posted 11-24-2004 at 20:54:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
I forgot to sign that last post about the preacher.


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