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Weekend grouch!!
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Ron/PA    Posted 11-26-2004 at 10:02:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
First of all, I am petitioning President Bush to declare a state of emergency on black Friday. He will make it illegal for wimmens to drive on that day! 4 cars in the left lane, coming by the exit for the mall, all decide to pass a tractor trailer and exit. 3 of them made it. Did you know that failure to make the mall exit, will cause a woman to ride along side an 80,000 LB. vehicle flipping the driver the bird, until she suddnely realizes that she's gonna miss the next exit? At which time she'll speed up, exit from the left lane, miss the ramp and end up in the grass?? Did ya know that???? WELL YA DO NOW!
Next, Who put the "X" in X-MAS??? Huh?? Who??
There ain't no X in it! Here's my national project for the next 4 weeks,
Lets get the X outa X-Mas. X wasn't born on that day. Christ was, or at least that's when we celebrate it, Hence, the name CHRISTMAS! If ya can't spell it, buy a dikshunary!
Third, All of you folks that don't like turkey, quit whining about the Thanksgiving menu! Go back and look at the menu for the pilgrams, and the injuns, they had Venison, (Shoot a deer) Oysters, (Shoot an oyster) I'll bet they even had some other obscure meat, (so shoot a skunk)!
Finally in response to all them lyin no good false rumors on the internet recipe sites,
As always don't even think about tellin me what kind of day to have, YOU AIN'T MY BOSS!

Burrhead    Posted 11-26-2004 at 20:04:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
naw puppies don't make good chili but if you make stew with a full grown retriever it will feed a crowd.

Patria    Posted 11-26-2004 at 17:30:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Feeling grouchy eh Ronny..?

I quit smoking you'll get no sympathy from this side. LOL!!

TB    Posted 11-26-2004 at 19:28:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good luck I quit about a year and a half ago.
Try to take it easy on Gerrit.

Patria    Posted 11-26-2004 at 19:36:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
ohh he's got nothing to fear..I'm a sweetie:-)

No, seriously, I'm cool..I decided to quit, so I'm quitting. And..he decided to quit smoking at the computer. I did not ask him to do that, it was his own choice, and that is really nice of him. Now he goes to the porch to smoke, and that's good for him too..I think he'll smoke less..right?

So how you doing, TB?

TB    Posted 11-26-2004 at 20:14:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
I am doing ok I quit smoking about a year and a half ago. Other than that I been keeping bissy,

Hey Ron/PA    Posted 11-26-2004 at 17:15:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
The heck with your orders.


Chas, wishing everyone the best, up here in Maine.

tina    Posted 11-26-2004 at 17:09:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ummm, I don't think you can really shoot an Oyster...
They're kinda small, and such... I think by the time ya shot one, there'd be nuthin' left.

Thanks for the chuckle.

who never ever never goes ANYWHERE on the day after Thanksgiving.

Ron/PA    Posted 11-26-2004 at 20:07:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, it was just a grumpy thought! LOL Actually the thought of shooting an oyster seemed about as foolish as puppies making chili!!

cornfused    Posted 11-26-2004 at 17:17:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Kinda like a banana, once ya skin it and throw away the bone there ain't much left to eat!

Gerrit    Posted 11-26-2004 at 13:09:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
When you talk to the president, ask him to make it illigal for Puerto Ricans to drive a car at all..What you describe is so normal here, even on a weekday.. And to be honest, men do that even more than women..
In the mean time I got used to it - if you can't beat them, join them lol
Have a .........................................
Ah, forget it :-)

bib ny    Posted 11-26-2004 at 12:23:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
wnat a surprise, i thought you would come out with something sweet after thanksgiving. i quessed wrong.we had a great day with turkey, ham, kids grand kids, great grandkids , girl friends and boyfriends of grand kids and my motherwife made the turkey ,ham and kids brought veggies wife made her special apple pies . we had cake, brownies, punkin pie razeleberry pie?, and ice cream everybody came with something and went home with something the grass is all gone in the driveway ron.

bob ny    Posted 11-26-2004 at 12:25:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
did you know thei is right next to the o on the keyboard.

Ron/PA    Posted 11-26-2004 at 13:03:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Believe me, I of all people can read,
"FUMBLE FINGER TYPING!" It's a second language that I thought I created. LOL

deadcarp    Posted 11-26-2004 at 12:56:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
the u is next to the i too. so let's say the chatroom monitor's name is butch and you blurt out "you from pennsylvania, b_tch?" :) don't ask how i know that:)

I spose...    Posted 11-26-2004 at 11:34:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
This would ba a bad time to explain where the 'X' comes from, eh?

Salmoneye, Who Thinks He'll Wait Till The Info Might Be Received A Little Better...

Oh...What the heck...    Posted 11-26-2004 at 11:42:48       [Reply]  [No Email]

Merry X-Mas...

Ron/PA    Posted 11-26-2004 at 13:01:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oh yeah I did know that, in fact I learned it at the age of about 10, from our pastor. He's the one that put me on a mission to find out how many people know this, that use this! A life long question and answer session has produced about 5% of the people reading it, as knowing why. It has also produced the finding, that less than 1% of the users know it. Hence my mission to eradicate the use of a non used figure from my holiday. I have actually heard, these reasons.
1. It's a generic abbreviation.
2. It's the A.C.L.U.'s approved word?????
3. My manager said Christmas wouldn't fit!
4. AND MY FAVORITE! Shut up and get out!!! LOL
Now don't let this get around but this was actually taught in my 7th grade social studies by a lady that would teach the most obscure but true facts known to man.
Now that wasn't in public school, nosir, huh uh! I mean in a really really REALLY private school!

steve19438    Posted 11-26-2004 at 11:29:55       [Reply]  [Send Email]
i made two mistakes today! first i went to local hardware store for a light switch; MEN as far as i could see.
second i went to wal-mart. men's and the wimmen's as far as i could see.

toolman    Posted 11-26-2004 at 11:00:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
glad to see your in such a good mood again, must be all them good vittles miss donna feeds ya, have a good one buddy, nice sunny warm day here i gotta see what i can accomplish.

screaminghollow    Posted 11-26-2004 at 10:30:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
You sure didn't get that hangover from eating turkey!

My wife and daughter were making plans last night for today's shopping trip. Then they said something to me about being chauffeur. I exclaimed that it was down right silly for me to drive them and then stand around while they wasted away a perfectly good day. My daughter said something to the effect that there will be alot of bad & aggressive drivers in the shopping center parking lots. PRECISELY, why I go no where near a store today!
I'll think I meander into the kitchen for a turkey sandwich.

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