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10 SIGNS THAT YOU ATE TOO MUCH ON THANKSGIVING
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DD    Posted 11-27-2004 at 17:53:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
10 SIGNS THAT YOU ATE TOO MUCH ON THANKSGIVING

1.Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the Lazy Boy recliner.

2.Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian.

3.You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down.

4.Your " Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist.

5.You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.

6.You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.

7.Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.

8.That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.

9.Your wife wears a life jacket at night, in your water bed.

10.Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.


James(Ga)    Posted 11-27-2004 at 20:14:41       [Reply]  [No Email]

DD, you have never seen me in your life but yet you described me to a T. James


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