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Another Blonde Moment
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Melanie    Posted 11-30-2004 at 10:58:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
(and I can say this stuff.... I'm a blonde)

Well, okay, so maybe any old body could have done this one, so maybe it's not exactly a "blonde" thing... but still.
I walk into a large dept. store over here, looking around at things and deciding what to get the fam for last minute gifts. Then I go up to a clerk, tap her on the shoulder, and say:
"Can you direct me to the Stucking Stoffers, please?"
Wanted to find me a nice hole and crawl into it, yep I did....
:) :) :) :) :)



Dug    Posted 11-30-2004 at 19:40:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Took me a minute to realize what the mistake was.

Dug


Just kidding!


Alias    Posted 11-30-2004 at 16:46:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
When I was a kid we called that getting yer tang tonguelled aroung yer eye teeth and couldn't see what you wuz saying.......gfp


TimV    Posted 11-30-2004 at 12:03:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
Happens to all of us--I left a hurried voicemail for a vendor the other day regarding some paperwork that was missing. Memo to me: when talking quickly, "so you should see it shortly" is not the best choice of words..... Needless to say, I got my tang tungled, and what got left on his answering machine was NOT what was intended!


Heh,heh,.....    Posted 11-30-2004 at 11:08:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
Knowing you I'd a bet money there was the letter "F" leading them words...... :^)




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