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Alias    Posted 12-02-2004 at 13:16:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
When I was in firth grade I learned to read from what wath then called a Primer. I remember plathing my tiny little indexz finger under the word and moving it along ath I thounded out the thylibalthz. It theemed to work pretty good but it threwed me up for for a long, long time. You thee, I tharted to thound the wordthz in my head as I read. And, to thith day, I voithed eath and every thylibalthz under my breath.

Now today, I'm having thome trouble with thertain theez and thethezez. Cauthe, I jutht left the Denthithtz offithe with my new teeth. And, man oh man am I ever in a bind.

After I left the denthitht offithe, the firtht plathe I went was to the pothe Offithe to mail a pathkage to a man in Manniththuthuth. It wath a bowl which I thold on ebay. When I approathed the thounter, I told the man that I needed to know the total cotht of pothtage before I thealed the boxzzz. And, depending on the total, I might need to enthlothe a refund. The man looked at me and I thenthed he wath puthled by my thpeeth thow I pointed to my mouth and thead I juthe got new teeth. He thimiled and thaid I underthand.

On the way home, I needed to buy gath for the truthk but I dethided to get it later. Thow, All the way home I worried that I might run out of fuel. Better that than to go through another enthounter.

But hey, I'm happy with the job they did. I'm here to tell you it's poththible to turn a thowth ear into a thilk thoin bag. .......gfp

Use..............    Posted 12-02-2004 at 15:05:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
Fixodent to keep em snug and tight....not too much cuz it'll squish out from under the dentures and stick to the roof of yer mouff like peanut'll learn to eat wif boff sides at the same time,chew slower,and enjoy yer food more.

Note: when they git loose on ya ALWAYS put yer hand in front of yer mouff when ya sneeze or you'll be chasing em across the kitchen floor!

Burrhead    Posted 12-02-2004 at 15:38:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
What I found works real good is to use the denture powder instead of the goop. Gums will fill in to fit the new dentures and after a week or so you won't need any powder or goop either one just leave the toofs real wet after the rinse cycle as you put them back in and they will seal to yer gums.

toolman    Posted 12-02-2004 at 15:41:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
wheel bearing grease , works the best.

Burrhead    Posted 12-02-2004 at 15:49:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
yeah but man-0-man it makes a belch taste yucky......yuck

toolman    Posted 12-02-2004 at 16:12:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
wonder how jb weld would work?

Alias    Posted 12-02-2004 at 15:48:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
The hey you say. I don't think so. Thought you were my friend.......gfp

toolman    Posted 12-02-2004 at 15:53:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
haha ,ive tried it all, finally found a guy who made them fit like a shoe, they now are almost older than me and i can,t find that guy anymore he moved or somethin.won,t try new ones again

Burrhead    Posted 12-02-2004 at 16:35:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
He probly died by now or retired when they quit making them outtuh wood ;^)

toolman    Posted 12-02-2004 at 16:42:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
well that could be not many cherry trees left around here now lol.

Yabut    Posted 12-02-2004 at 15:13:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
the dentist said I wouldn't need to use anything. Of course, I would much perfer that they were a little snugger........gfp

the dentist.....    Posted 12-02-2004 at 16:02:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
lied to ya.....yer gums will continue to shrink down for 3-4 months after the extractions are are another $$$ making deal fer the dentist.

Salmoneye    Posted 12-02-2004 at 13:59:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't you hate that?

Did the nice Dentist tell you not to bite your tongue when you were on your way out the door?

Naw,    Posted 12-02-2004 at 14:43:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
all she said was to call her when I need to come back. So, I'll give em a chance to seat in tight and if they don't take, I'll call her in a few days. I tried eating with them in and I have to make a lot of changes to my wolfing habits.....gfp

toolman    Posted 12-02-2004 at 16:23:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
got a buddy , can,t do much eating with the bottoms, go get a burger and he takes them out lays them on the table , eats his burger puts them back in, gets quite a few looks im told, some not to pleasant.

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