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Polish Joke
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tacon1    Posted 12-03-2004 at 08:11:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
A man goes into a store and
tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at
him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says,
"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian
sausage would you ask me if I
was Italian? Or if I had asked for German
bratwurst, would you ask me
if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher
hot dog would you ask me
if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco
would you ask if I was

Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

"And if I asked for some Irish
whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

" Well, I probably wouldn't."

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot!"

donna in w.v    Posted 12-03-2004 at 13:40:36       [Reply]  [Send Email]
hubby is 1/2 polish and I printed your joke and left it on his desk.he came out of the roomand thru it at me. guess he didn't see the humor in it.

LOL    Posted 12-03-2004 at 08:54:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Not bad...


Aw shutt,, Uncle Petro    Posted 12-03-2004 at 08:26:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
slobolivitch is at home depot again. Leict, go bring him back home.

Cindi    Posted 12-03-2004 at 08:14:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
heh heh heh...

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