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Cindi    Posted 12-03-2004 at 08:24:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
The ladies social club, which meets every month in the parlor of the wealthy town dame, was enjoying their get-together and sipping their tea when the husband of the hostess tromped into the room and announced,

"I'm going out now to spread some manure."

One of the ladies asked the hostess, "Can't you get him to say 'fertilizer'?"

She sighed and replied, "I've just recently gotten him to say 'manure'."

Donna from Mo    Posted 12-03-2004 at 08:28:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
When I heard that story, it was always about Harry Truman and his wife Bess. LOL.

Cindi    Posted 12-03-2004 at 08:31:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well it was supposed to be the joke of the day at some funny jokes .com thing, but now that you mention it, it does have kind of a dated feel to it.

Dame? That's an old word.

Alias    Posted 12-03-2004 at 08:27:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
HaHAHAhaHAAA......That's rich

Cindi    Posted 12-03-2004 at 08:33:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
It's so hard to find clean ones anymore. Better than a poke in the eye I guess (grin)

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