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This one's for the fellers.....
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DD    Posted 12-03-2004 at 09:05:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Satan in Church


A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started
screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked,
"Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years. ***Sorry Ladies, I think this is just too funny...LOL! : )


donna in w.v    Posted 12-03-2004 at 13:35:16       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I learned awhile ago to always put the cup down and swallow BEFORE I read your post,sure glad I did this time.


ron,ar    Posted 12-03-2004 at 12:54:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
goes along with this.
Do you know why most married men die younger than single men?
They want to!!!!


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