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Doc    Posted 12-05-2004 at 02:26:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
Bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not
realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are In
the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove.

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy: "$750"

Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "! Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy: "$1,000"

The father says, "That's terrible to over charge your friends Like that ...
that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take You to
church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that sh^t again, you're in my closet now."

KellyGa    Posted 12-05-2004 at 08:15:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL!! That was a good morning chuckle, thanks :)

DD    Posted 12-05-2004 at 07:49:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good one Doc : )

Cindi    Posted 12-05-2004 at 04:48:05       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oh no! Lol!

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