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I don't get the joke....
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Zenia    Posted 12-06-2004 at 19:03:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
These silly puns have been going around for a while. I know what this tune sounds like, but I don't get the reference - Not Unusual. Clue me in?

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's Not Unusual."

The rest of the puns...these are baaaaad.
1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road too."

5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.



rayinmo    Posted 12-06-2004 at 19:29:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
One of my own original stinkeroo's:
One trash can says to another: this topless craze is sure causing a big stink around here!!!


DD    Posted 12-06-2004 at 19:15:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
His song...it's not unusual <<< that's the name of the song by him : )


Zenia    Posted 12-06-2004 at 19:19:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
Doh... so the song isn't the Green Grass of Home?

That explains it.


DD    Posted 12-06-2004 at 19:22:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Nope, Sorry Zenia : )


Where's Lenore?    Posted 12-06-2004 at 19:31:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Song please?

Thanks!

Zenia : )


~Lenore    Posted 12-06-2004 at 20:07:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
i was at my neighbor's house.
I just popped in and saw my name. :-)

~Tom Jones

"It's Not Unusual"


Zenia    Posted 12-06-2004 at 20:24:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks!! That's a great song!

Do you have the Green Green Grass of Home one? Not to be greedy here... but I'd love to hear it! It reminds me of an old friend. It's been years since I've heard it. I just found the lyrics on line.
TOM JONES LYRICS

"Green Green Grass Of Home"

The old home town looks the same as I step down from the train,
and there to meet me is my Mama and Papa.
Down the road I look and there runs Mary hair of gold and lips like cherries.
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home.
Yes, they'll all come to meet me, arms reaching, smiling sweetly.
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home.
The old house is still standing tho' the paint is cracked and dry,
and there's that old oak tree I used to play on.

Down the lane I walk with my sweet Mary, hair of gold and lips like cherries.
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home.
Yes, they'll all come to meet me, arms reaching, smiling sweetly.
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home.

[spoken:]

Then I awake and look around me, at four grey wall surround me
and I realize that I was only dreaming.
For there's a guard and there's a sad old padre -
arm in arm we'll walk at daybreak.
Again I touch the green, green grass of home.
Yes, they'll all come to see me in the shade of that old oak tree
as they lay me neath the green, green grass of home.



Mudcat49    Posted 12-07-2004 at 05:57:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Johnny Cash sang it better!


Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!!    Posted 12-06-2004 at 19:09:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good ones! Groaners, but still good! Sorry, but I can't help on #7, it went over my head too..


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