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Doc    Posted 12-06-2004 at 20:05:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

We have enough youth--how about a fountain of SMART?

All generalizations are false, including this one.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


Les    Posted 12-07-2004 at 02:18:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
Why don't Baptists "do it" standing up?
They're afraid somebody might think they're dancing.


DD    Posted 12-06-2004 at 20:21:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL, Good ones Doc : )


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