Posted 12-09-2004 at 09:15:28
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SIGNS OF "OLD" IS WHEN...
· Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love, and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
· Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
· A good looking babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
· Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
· You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
· You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
· "Getting a little action," means you don't need to take any fiber today.
· "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
· An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.