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Leroy the reindeer :^)
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Clipper    Posted 12-10-2004 at 09:33:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told
You may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard nothing yet
About that crazy Christmas
The North Pole can't forget

Well, Rudolph was under the weather
He had to call in sick
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy Who lived out in the sticks
He said "Santa's really countin' on me
And I hate to pass the buck"
Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way"
And he jumped in his pickup truck

When Leroy got to the North Pole
All the reindeer snickered and laughed
They'd never seen a reindeer in overalls And a John Deere tractor hat
Santa jumped in and said "Just hold on
Cause we've all got a job to do
And like it or not, Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leadin' you"

And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys And girls along the way
He's just a down home, party-animal
Two-stepping across the sky
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell And made history that night

Before that night was over
Leroy had changed their tune
He had'em scootin' a hoof on every roof
By the light of the neon moon
Santa wrapped his bag with a dixie-flag
He was havin the time of his life
And you could hear him call
"Merry Christmas to ya'll
And to all of ya'll a goodnight"

donna in w.v    Posted 12-10-2004 at 14:40:25       [Reply]  [Send Email]
seems to me I've heard that before. Wasn't that a song ?

Alias    Posted 12-10-2004 at 10:31:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thankee Clipper, a little humor such as this goes a long way toward making my day.

Alias...down here in dwerry, drizzly, overcast Md.

Les    Posted 12-10-2004 at 09:53:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
"John Deere" hat? You know that can't be true.

New-Gen    Posted 12-10-2004 at 09:52:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good one. And you didn't even change the line where he had on a John Deere hat. I figured you woulda put a Farmall hat on him!

Actually.........    Posted 12-10-2004 at 09:58:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
I missed that goose-crap greene hat when I read it! :^(

Clipper: Forever Farmall....LOL!

It's alright......    Posted 12-10-2004 at 12:03:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
....some of us are color blind when it comes to the ability to get the job done.

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