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Ok, last one (joke)
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Doc    Posted 12-11-2004 at 17:20:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Country Dee-Vorce

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

The farmer said, "Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces."

The attorney asked, "Well, do you have any grounds?"

The farmer replied, "Yeah. I got about 140 acres."

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."

The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yeah, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."

The attorney said, "No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

The farmer said, "Yessir, I got a suit. I wear it to Church on Sundays."

The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

The farmer said, "No, sir, we both get up about 4:30."

Finally, the attorney asked, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"

And the farmer replied, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her!"

KellyGa    Posted 12-12-2004 at 07:15:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL, I liked that!

anon    Posted 12-11-2004 at 23:48:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
sputter, sputter...thanks for the joke. Just what I needed.

Patria    Posted 12-11-2004 at 17:30:51       [Reply]  [No Email]

Liked also the one about coldwater.

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