Posted 12-11-2004 at 17:20:45
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A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces."
The attorney asked, "Well, do you have any grounds?"
The farmer replied, "Yeah. I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yessir, I got a suit. I wear it to Church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No, sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney asked, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer replied, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her!"