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The story of two brooms.......
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DD    Posted 12-12-2004 at 07:37:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE!!" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?

It's really gonna grab ya!

Here it comes ...





"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER


Big John    Posted 12-12-2004 at 10:53:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sweped me right off my feet !!!


MikeT    Posted 12-12-2004 at 08:12:28       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I guess if the groom broom would've had a mustache, it would have been called a womb broom?


Fawteen    Posted 12-12-2004 at 07:54:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oooo, that just makes me bristle...";^)


DD    Posted 12-12-2004 at 08:24:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
Kinda like if you were being "stalked"???


Fawteen    Posted 12-12-2004 at 09:43:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now yer just bean silly, Jack.


JoeK    Posted 12-12-2004 at 10:01:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well,I dunno "beans" about brooms but I'm willin ta learn


Fawteen    Posted 12-12-2004 at 11:51:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, they's allus broom for one more...


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