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Texas Wisemen
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tacon1    Posted 12-12-2004 at 13:16:12       [Reply]  [No Email]

In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"


Alias    Posted 12-12-2004 at 13:30:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
With tars on their car........gfp


Fern(Mi)    Posted 12-12-2004 at 16:00:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
That's about as bad as passing through so many small michigan villages, all of them claiming to be Sherwood Forest with signs on the sdges of their communities reading, "Watch out for Fryer Tuck!"


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