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Huge Mistake!
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Doc    Posted 12-13-2004 at 10:13:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
Cow Golf

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"



Alright!    Posted 12-13-2004 at 10:22:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
Who's going to pay for my new keyboard???
I can't wait for Kari to get home...
Chad, Livin' on the edge!


DD    Posted 12-13-2004 at 10:17:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
LOL! Yep, GOLF: A Beautiful walk spoiled by a little white ball : )


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