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Women are like apples.....
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Doc    Posted 12-17-2004 at 14:13:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


Jimbob    Posted 12-17-2004 at 16:24:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
Looks while climbing that tree I fell & knocked one apple down to the ground. She recovered somewhat.


~Lenore    Posted 12-17-2004 at 15:22:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
I liked it;
specially that second part. LOL


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